I Wrote a Book!!!

✨Wait… I’m the Universe?✨ (Yes. Yes, you are.)

Spoiler alert: You’re not broken. You’re not crazy. You didn’t miss your exit on the Highway to Enlightenment. You’re just remembering. Slowly. Loudly. Sometimes while sobbing into a bathtub snack.

Welcome to the club. I wrote a book about it.

📚 Wait… I’m the Universe?! is part cosmic memoir, part spiritual ass-kicking, and part love letter to anyone who’s ever felt like an alien at a PTA meeting or a fraud in a yoga class.

I didn’t write this book because I “arrived.” I wrote it because I fell apart. More than once. I wrote it from the floor—from rock bottom, from my bathtub, from the moment I realized I couldn’t be the old version of me one second longer.

This book is for you if:

• You’ve ever tried to spiritually bypass your trauma with a bubble bath and a candle.

• You want to laugh, cry, and maybe throw the book across the room and then pick it up again because dammit, it gets you.

• You’re waking up. It’s messy. It’s weird. It’s beautiful. You’re not alone.

This isn’t a step-by-step guide. It’s more like a flashlight and a whispered “Same, girl. Same.”

So if you’re looking for something to read that won’t lie to you, shame you, or tell you to raise your vibration by smiling more—this might be it.

💫 Grab your copy here, and come remember who you are.

And if it resonates—leave a review. Or send me a message. Or scream into the void. I’ll hear you. Promise.